December 2009
157 posts
i saw his collection
– iwhateveritscalled
CAN'T STOP, WON'T STOP
comit’iiinnnnnn maaad sins
one hundred dollars worth of weed
its always worth it
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pulling tomfoolery on your dealer example #1
” So do you have any of that bull hajj thats goin around?”
“any what?’
“oh never mind it’s okay, i thought just maybe… but anyway ill just get a 60 sack”
” wait, but (sad/confused look) tell me what that is”
mariwajjja for your majjjaaaaa
A dialogue from work this morning:
cop: I will have a large mocha latte
coworker calls out: ONE LARGE MOCHA [and mumbles] its for a cop
* cop stink eyes me the whole time im making his drink like “yeah you go ahead and spit in it”
Brother Ali joining The Roots on Jay Leno tonight...
just sayin
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Really Trader Joes, really?
It says Pilgrim Joes on my cranberry sauce!
I CAN"T TALK NOW IM JOKING A SOINT
"Sooo... would you be interested in some sexual...